"Melancholy people have two reasons for being so: they don’t know or they hope."

Albert Camus, “The Absurd Man” (via heteroglossia)

I … just … yes.

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WHEN I LOOK AT EVERYONE’S FUN FACEBOOK WEEKEND PICS

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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girlwithalessonplan:

"Weird things all couples fight over," by Buzzfeed.

THE TOOTHPASTE ARGUMENT THOUGH

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imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

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radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

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"Do You Wanna Do A Skype Call?"

*to ‘Do You Want to Build A Snowman’-Frozen*

A long distance relationship woe

Do you wanna do a Skype call?
Come on, let’s talk all night
You never call me anymore
Pick up the phone
It’s like we’ve broken up

We used to text eachother
And now we don’t
I wish you would tell me why!!

Do you want to do a Skype call?
It doesn’t have to be a Skype call…

Do you want to do a Skype call?
Or text some dirty thoughts?
Conversation time is overdue
I’ve started talking to those weird guys at the bar

It gets a little lonely
All these languages
I can’t seem to figure out!

Do you wanna do a Skype call?

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marvilleguy:

tegansenpai:

timetravellingtimelord:

theparadoxymoron:

katiefab:

cutebabe:

shipcomingthrough:

Just watch it.

oh……my fucking

No, seriously. Watch the video.

but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways? 

HERE’S THE LINK TO SOLAR FREAKIN’ ROADWAYS GUYS

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SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[SOLAR ENERGY INTENSIFIES]

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buzzfeed:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

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